Alert! Alert! Durham has been over run with lunatic squirrels! I see the seething monsters lurking in the shadows on my morning jogs, plotting to take me down and pierce my throat with that single sharp fang.
|Plotting your doom with their dead eyes.|
Let this tea towel serve as a public service announcement. Because nothing says, "Run for Your Life, Fool!" like red gingham, no?
Stitched this up as a little wedding gift for the talented Monique (she designed my blog banner!) and her new husband Dan, a ridiculously cute, cool couple. The kind of people you'd hate if they weren't so genuinely warm.
|Chain stitch in variegated Valdani cotton thread, color M26.|
Monique's family is from The Netherlands, so I clearly identified the deranged animal in Dutch, with the help of master stitcher/blogger/designer Nicole of Follow the White Bunny
fame. (Be sure to follow Nicole on Twitter
, too. She is a generous tweeter about her creative process!)
|Long-armed Feather Stitch border.|
"De Getikte Eekhoorn van Durham." Sounds even more terrifying in Dutch, doesn't it? People who think Germans have the scariest words for the most innocuous things need to plumb the depths of the freaking Dutch
language. Ja! We're talking Biblical, medieval woodcut
|Can gingham ever be stitched into without irony? |
Hmmm... Perhaps average adults don't fear gingham, squirrels or the Dutch language. Screw average and take cover. De Getikte Eekhoorn
is out there, mofos.